Dorothy House

Dorothy House Stephen Alex Nick Chris Tori Dan Cameron Ernie Spuck

The story of many men and one girl, keeping it real...

There has been a lot of hype lately surrounding the Dorothy House. Who lives there, and what are they up to? How come police enjoy knocking on the front door? Why do girls enter, but rarely come out? What is that dank smell? Who is the guy always creeping out the window? This website was created in an attempt to answer those questions, and contain the mystery of the Dorothy House

Current Inhabitants:

Stephen - Jewish. the founder of Dorothy House. Obsessed with showing the OH face

Dan - The Enforcer, first to brave a room with only 3 walls in Dorothy House. Left on a MAD sick adventure, and has returned with a breast of knowledge. Yehhh.

Nick - A lost soul lacking basic balance. Unable to ride a bike and suffering from extreme yellow fever, the original fan of R Kelly.

Chris - Brought the gay "giggle" to Dorothy House which has spread like typhoid. Constant use of the "man cave" makes him suspect for the disappearance of T.I.

Tori - Token beezy #1, in charge of all good-smelling components of Dorothy House. Set the world record for longest slumber while competing against all black bears.

Fallen and Forgotten Inhabitants:

Spuck - White lipped and only known person devoid of any sense of humor. Sufferer of premature enlightenment... among other things

Ernie - Dirty. His threesomes with train-wrecks will be missed

Alex - Obsessed with alcohol and ketchup packets, usually at the same time

Those Bound to Return:

Cameron - Asian and half-sober, his rice-cooking skills proved the only benefit to Dorothy House, by far the one with the most promising future